The HUmorous Version
If you are perusing this portfolio with the intention of selecting a particular piece or pieces for purchase let me first tell you how much I love you. There can be no doubt that you are one of the greatest people alive on the planet today and surely you excel in whatever activities you pursue professionally and personally. If you are already my friend this makes much sense, if you are not, then let's be friends please. Especially if you buy something, and most especially if you buy it for a lot of $$. In fact, now that I think about it, if you are my friend already, consider that friendship ended until you buy something, and if you are not my friend, but would like to become my friend, you may do so, if you choose to purchase something. Note that the strength and quality of said friendship will be directly proportional to the price paid for the selected piece as per the chart below.
Price paid PeR OBJECT Friendship level
<$10 casual acquaintance
$10-50 basic friend
$50-100 friend
$100-500 good friend
$500-1000 best friend
>$1000 wife and/or husband material
With that understanding you may now browse to your heart's content. No pressure, but remember if you are already my friend, by reading this you understand that I have officially ended that friendship and if you want it back you will need to buy something. And, if you are not yet my friend, if you wish to become me friend you will need to buy something.
The Serious Version
First note that the font has changed to reflect the change in tone from joking/kidding to serious/somber. All kidding aside (note: I never put "all" kidding aside, so let's say 99% kidding aside) thank you so much for showing interest in my microbiology themed art like objects. If you are my friend, for the record our friendship will not be in the least impacted if you buy something for any price or buy nothing. If you are not yet my friend, what are you waiting for, let's friend it up already.
If you do have interest in a particular piece let me know and we can talk about what format you would like to have it prepared in. If you order a print as a standard sized 8" x 10" or 5" x 7" picture, I hand make custom frames for each piece that can be painted or stained to match the art like object or to match whatever color you happen to like. I am open to just about anything including customizing any selected piece in whatever manner you desire. If you have an idea, no matter how crazy, let's talk. We can probably figure out a way to make it happen.
As far as price goes, that is a more difficult question and unfortunately I cannot give you an answer until I know exactly what it is you want. After you have decided on something we can talk about it. I will make whatever you order prior to payment so if you don't like the end result you can walk away with no money spent and no hard feelings from me. I enjoy the work and can find a home for any piece that is rejected for any reason or for no reason at all.
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